riosleftsock 1:04 Sun Aug 7
Barbecue
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Its the usual routine for me, told the wife I wanted a bbq tomorrow, she immediately complained about having to have people over and make salads etc.
I keep trying to explain to her that its just grilling some meat over some hot coals and its NOT a party. Any of you have this ridiculousness?
Barbecue has to be COAL, if you want gas, use your cooker.
Has to be sausages first, because the fat from the sausies makes the coals burn better. Chicken and fish has to be last and wrapped in foil for the first half hour. When the coals have died down, time to chuck some bananas in their skins on.
You cunts?
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Buster
1:05 Sun Aug 7
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Why do you need to barbecue?
Don't you have an oven?
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Takashi Miike
1:06 Sun Aug 7
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I do like a barbecued chop
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riosleftsock
1:07 Sun Aug 7
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Busty, I like my garden. I like badly cooked meat.
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East Auckland Hammer
1:07 Sun Aug 7
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You bbq bananas?
I must say, I've not tried that, but then we do our bbq's without any of that new age, airy-fairy, hipster bullshit down here.
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Tomshardware
1:08 Sun Aug 7
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Do you sit down or stand whilst cooking?
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Buster
1:08 Sun Aug 7
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Oh.
I like standing. Do you make folk sit at your BBQs?
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riosleftsock
1:09 Sun Aug 7
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Lomas, a JEWish mate of mine showed me the BBQ banana thing, they are fucking delish and the kids love them.
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East Auckland Hammer
1:09 Sun Aug 7
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They don't even make sit-down bbq's do they?
Unless you mean the disposable ones.
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riosleftsock
1:10 Sun Aug 7
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TOMS, I stand, I spend most of my time standing as I have an umbilical hernia that is more comfy standing than sitting.
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East Auckland Hammer
1:11 Sun Aug 7
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Come from a long line of famous Jewish bbqers does he Rios?
Having said that, yeah might be good for the kids.
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Baggins
1:13 Sun Aug 7
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Can I come round after the game rios, son?
I'll bring some SALAD.
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Tomshardware
1:17 Sun Aug 7
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And bananas are lovely on the bbq.
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Eerie Descent
1:20 Sun Aug 7
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I suppose they'll taste like bananas, just hot.
I don't think there's some secret culinary wonder you've discovered.
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ManorParkHammer
1:23 Sun Aug 7
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Your wife sounds like a freak.
No offence.
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riosleftsock
1:27 Sun Aug 7
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Baggins, course you can.
I only serve beer, wine and lemonade though. Although I've got some ginger cognac somewhere for you to celebrate gay pride day.
Best BBQ I ever went to was in Ukraine, the old man brought a big black bin liner full of pork. He'd killed the pig the day before and chopped the legs and shoulder up into massive chunks and soaked them in white wine vinegar and white pepper overnight. The pieces of meat were enormous and probably the tasties thing I have ever eaten.
We stood.
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riosleftsock
1:28 Sun Aug 7
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MPH - she is. None taken.
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Eerie Descent
1:33 Sun Aug 7
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That pork sounds sublime, rios.
No need to ruin it by following up with a hot banana. No need at all.
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riosleftsock
1:35 Sun Aug 7
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Eary
The kids like them though, tend to serve the bananas on ice cream for them.
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East Auckland Hammer
1:38 Sun Aug 7
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Best bbq I've ever had, other than my own, was in Brazil.
Massive hunk of beef, coated in rock salt and bbq'd for am hour or so. Then the outside layer sliced off and more rock salt coated, and bbq'd for another hour, then repeated perhaps once more. Very tasty.
Personally, I prefer my own recipe rack of ribs, but that was a close second.
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Baggins
1:42 Sun Aug 7
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I'm IN, rios, son!
No need for the cognac , I'll celebrate gay pride by turning up dressed as one of the village people.
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